I just wanna curl up in a giant hollow sphere filled with pillows and drugs and never have to see or speak to other humans ever.
second that
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do
i installed a camera in your room
i’m watching you
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So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
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Trailer: ‘The Lego Movie’ - Feb 7
Directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller, with the voices of Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Elizabeth Banks, Will Arnett, Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, Charlie Day, Liam Neeson and Morgan Freeman.
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did you know that if you go into your bathroom turn off the lights and say spock three times fast he won’t appear in your mirror because that is illogical
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carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:
I’m starting to love this fucking duck.
For once a meme that actually might be worth something in life
Cool
it teaches you everything from how to fucking get rid of shoe stink to how to murder people safely holy shit
um.
Ducking great meme here!
Holy shit who makes these
actual advice mallard
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